Kusvirisa Police Officer vepaChegutu vandibata ndisina License, vakaisa rese zimboro ndakabata MUTI!!! Ndakamboverenga nhau iya yainzi Mboro yekuba inonaka and that person was not wrong. Ndakabuda ndokuenda kubaby shower yaive pa Ranch Motel in Kadoma and i was in such a hurry that i forgot my handbag in the house. I drove and go to Kadoma only to notice that i didn’t have my purse with me. I called hubby who said he will bring it if he gets a chance… I knew that meant he is no coming because that is how he answers everything…
We partied all of Saturday night and we drank… I was driving back home ndakarohwa nebhabharasi and it happened, pa 60KM zone paye wakupinda muChegutu i was stopped by a traffic police officer. He seemed too handsome to be a raffic office. He came and inroduced himself. I didn’t catch his name. I smiled and started explaining that i forgot my license and he told me to get out of the car so i could show him my fire extinguisher, jack and spare wheel. When i got to the back that is when i noticed that he was looking at me kunge hameno…. OOOH yeah maybe coz i was wearing kashort kadiki diki…
I opened the boot and go so angry when i noticed that hubby didn’t return my jack when he took it last week. Officer smiled zvikanzi manje where is the JACK haa amai mhosva dzenyu dzawanda motoburitsa cash kuseni kuno…. I smiled at him and told him i forgot my wallet. He laughed and told me to get into the car so we drive to the police station where i will be arrested until my license comes and fine for NO jack.
i got so scared at that moment that i begged him and told him i would do anything if he lets me go… I saw kaNaughty smile zvikanzi ANYTHING? Officer vachibvunza… I knew where he was headed kubva pamazuva angu echihure nanaJoice Makuhwa nanaMasasi eHarare and not to leave out Young Kells mfana wepaHarare apa. Beche ndaipa ndanga ndisina kuomera that is how i met hubby. He was married to another woman but after anzwa kunaka kwerangu beche akatiza mukadzi and married me…
I said name i officer and he said drive iende kustation… Ndkasimudza the new Mercedes Benz S class that hubby got for me and drove. We drove for about a Kilometre and he told me to stop and turn left into a dirt road… I drove for about 700 metres and we stopped. Maive musango and officer looked at me zvikanzi… “amai makanakisa haa jeri hamungararami chingondipaiwo mbichana chete muende…” I wanted him to suffer a bit and acted clueless… Finally i took action ndokubata mboro yake ka1 akapfeka uniform yakanzi ZRP nechibib cheTraffic Chiya…
Ndakamuti NOT IN MY CAR zvikanzi OK batai muti uyo… Officer vakaisa zimboro riye rese and and haa ndakafemera mudenga. Hubby aive nemboro but he didn’t come close to this Police Officer. Akandisvira ndakabata muti kudaro kusvika akuda kutunda. I told him kuti asaundire mukati and he just said mmmmm….
Akunopedza ndakadzupura mboro and turned to face him ndichiisa zimboro riya mukanwa mangu… ndakayamwa kusvika otunda murume mukuru achichema kunge mombe nekunakirwa neBECHE… Ini kana ndoyamwa mboro i go all the way because i love seeing a man sweat achinakirwa nemabasa angu… Ndakamedza zvese and told him i was leaving. He stood there thinking i was joking but he realised i was serious when i drove off…. Handina kuzomuona futi officer uyu asi to be honest ndakanakirwa nemboro yake!
Thanks Masasi for sharing my story….