Fatso akabata chiuno changu achiwedzera kupinza zimboro rese zvekuti wainzwa jende richirovana nebeche apa ndisisagoni nekunakirwa! Mukomana iyeye anotapira se glucose. Ndaiva ndakuvara nezemo umwe musi kubasa ndokutanga kutaurawo neimwe shamwari yangu pa whatsapp ndichitomuudzawo zvezemo rangu. Kuti ndiwane angandisvira kwainetsa sezvo mukomana wangu aiva achangondiramba saka ini ndaiva ndichida kufadzawo nyama dzangu semunhu aiva ajaira mboro.
Shamwari yangu Fatso akabva andi inviter kumba kwake kuti timbotandara zvedu neFriday yacho. The whole of Friday ndirikubasa takangoswera tichitaura zvinyadzi nekutumirana beche nemboro zvekutoti ndakaswera nezemo risingaite nekuti nyaya dzake dzaitonditotesa
beche ndiri muoffice. Ndakati ndachaisa akabva auya kuzonditora kubasa ndokuenda kumba
kwake, takasvika zvedu ndokubva anyatsondibikira sadza neliver tapedza akabva azondiisira mvura yekugeza. Ndakapinda zvangu ndokutanga kugeza but ndaiva ndisina kukiya door ndokubva apinda mubathroom zvikanzi, “aahhh sorry ndanga ndichida kuona kuti waona sipo yekugezesa here.” Ndakabva ndatanga kunyara nyara ndichivhara beche nemazamu ne towel rangu iye ndokuramba akanditarisa. Ndokubva ndamuti, “aaaahhh Fatso buda muno kani wakundipinzisa nechando wakavhura door,” apa ndichinyemwerera ndichimutarisa nekaziso kekuti huya.
Fatso akabva afemerwawo ndobva andiswederera akanditsvoda pahuma ndokundibata muchiuno. Ipapo muviri wangu wese wakabva wadairira zvinoita munhu uya apindwa nekachando. Ndakabva ndatanga kumuswededzera kure ndichimuudza kuti ndaida kupedzisa kugeza. Muviri wangu wese waiva wakazara shower gel yake yandaishandisa ndokubva atanga kundipurizira magaro achitora shower gel iya achiwedzera kundizora kumagaro. Apa ndakabva ndatanga kunzwa kunge beche rangu rainyerekedza asi ndikaita sendisina zvandiri kunzwa. Akabva atanga kundi massager musana nemashoulders negel iya yakazara mumaoko. Akanditendeudza ndokuwedzera kundizora achindibata bata mazamu nedumbu.
Handaiziva kuti kubatwa mazamu kunonakidza so kana muviri wakatota. Zvainyatsotekenyedza apa achinyatsotenderedza zvigunwe pamunyatso yangu. Apa ndaiva ndakungoita kasound kekuti mmmm aaaahhh nechekure zvangu coz zvaiwedzeresa beche rangu kuvhita. Muviri wangu wese raiva rangova furo. Apa zvangu ndaingoita sendino ignore asi beche rangu raiva risisagoni nekuvhita vhita. Akazotanga kundidira mvura zvishoma nezvishoma kuti mafuro aya abve achiti paadira mvura otanga kundipurizira zvinyoro nyoro. Furo rapera akabva aswedera padhuze neni ndokutanga kundikisa muhuro achiita
seanondinanzva muhuro macho akamira nechekuseri kwangu. Akatanga kundibata bata mazamu aya achibata minyatso yangu achiita seanomatswinya apa ndaiva ndochemerera zvirikure.